FUNNY
SHIT
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FUNNY
STORY
One day, there was this native man, whose name sounded like "Bowels".
One day, he recieved a letter from the government saying that if he
didn’t move his teepee it would be mowed over, for the government
had plans to build a road that went right over his teepee. Naturally
this pissed him off, so he marched into town to complain. When he got
to town he walked into a building he thought was a government office,
but was actually a pharmacy. He went right up to the lady at the desk
and declared, "Bowels no move!", meaning that he would not
move his teepee. The clerk, thinking he was constipated, gave him a
laxative and sent him home. The next day he came back and said, "Bowels
no move!" The clerk gave him a stronger laxative and sent him home.
This happened two more times over two days, each time the clerk giving
Bowels a stronger laxative. The 5th day, he came back weak as a newborn
kitten, and he said to the clerk in a tired and defeated voice, "You
win... Bowels move now... teepee full of shit."
